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[26 May 2007|01:25am] |
I don't expect m/any replies to this, but I thought I'd put it up anyway. Don't be an ass, and fucking do it. :) Pretty please. And stuff.
1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
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[04 Jan 2007|10:23pm] |
new mm song is orgasmic
bru has played it atleast 3 times todayand i fkn love it
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[04 Nov 2006|12:38am] |
I just made a huge frients cut...and this journal remains friends onnlyyyyyyyyy...but seeing as nobody reads my journal anyway...
tallly-ho.
if you object to being cut from my friends list, let me know. otherwise- later fuckers.
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[07 Oct 2006|12:02am] |
MODEST MOUSE. NEW CD. DECEMBER 19! CONCERTS. NEW YORK! NOVEMBER! 13-18! SPLOOOGE!
WORLD TOUR. 2007
i think i creamed my pants at least 2395872b34yb9394762367236230986 times since I read about all of this. holy moly.
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[02 Sep 2006|12:15pm] |
Today is Laceys 3rd Birthday..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LACEY!
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[15 Apr 2006|12:01am] |
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Happy Birthday to MEeEEEE!!!
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| My Plans. |
[12 Apr 2006|12:26am] |
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I'm going to learn how to play the banjo.
Isaac Brock knows the banjo. He makes it sexy.
He is sexy.
How cool would this conversation be?:
Isaac: So you play any musical instruments?
Me: Oh, you know, just the banjo.
Isaac: =O
Me: What?
Isaac: I've always said my soulmate would know the banjo. You must be my soulmate. Let's sex.
Me: Sure! *sexes isaac*
&Then we get married and live happily ever after.
I've also formed the "Isaac Brock DNA Coalition"
His is too marvelous not to spread his seed.
bahaha.
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| Zox |
[10 Apr 2006|01:27am] |
If I could write you a song
With all the right words,
When would these black clouds begin to burn up
The moment you heard?
If I could make you a map,
Would you find your way home?
You know you can't keep me alive
Leave me alone.
Tell me I'm yours.
Tell me you're mine.
Tell me I'm anything but fine.
Tell me a story.
Tell me the time.
Tell me a lie.
If I could make you a tape
With all the right noise,
Would you smile when you listen and sigh
girls will be girls and
Boys will be boys
If I could paint you a picture,
I'd turn black into white.
By now I'm not lookin' for love,
Just lookin' for tonight.
So tell me I'm yours.
Tell me you're mine.
Tell me I'm anything but fine.
Tell me a story.
Tell me the time.
Tell me a lie.
And tell me I'm yours.
Tell me you're mine.
Tell me I'm anything but fine.
Tell me a story.
Tell me the time.
Tell me a lie.
Tell me what I want to hear
Tomorrow I will disappear,
You won't ever have to see me again.
And tell me I'm yours.
Tell me you're mine.
Tell me I'm anything but fine.
Tell me a story.
Tell me the time.
Tell me a lie.
You said that words can only get you so far,
But I've got sentences that cover up all my scars.
In the end I might forget where they are,
Talk to me tonight.
And if we started all over today,
I think we know that we'd end up in the same place.
Maybe you're right and we've got nothing to say,
I want to hear it anyway.
I want to hear it anyway.
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[24 Jan 2006|11:20pm] |
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| bankrupt on selling |
[24 Dec 2005|10:49am] |
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well all the apostles-they're sitting in swings
saying "i'd sell off my savior for a set of new rings
and some sandles with the style of straps that cling best to the era"
so all of the businessers in their unlimited
hell where they buy and they sell and they sell all their
trash to each other but they're sick of it all
and they're bankrupt on selling
and all of the angels
they'd sell off yer soul for a set of new wings and anything gold
they remember
the people they loved their old friends
and i've seen through'em all seen through'em all and seen through most everything
all the people you knew were the actors
all the people you knew were the actors
well, i'll go to college and i'll learn some big words
and i'll talk real loud
goddamn right i'll be heard
you'll remember all the guys that said all those big words he must've
learned in college
and it took a long time
i came clean with myself
i come clean out of love with my lover
i still love her
loved her more when she used to be sober and i was kinder
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[20 Sep 2005|11:12pm] |
I love you all.
:D
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| vicodinland |
[21 Aug 2005|04:10pm] |
27 Questions You'd Never Think to Ask.
1.When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
my epidermis
2.How much cash do you have on you?
a whole lot of change, but i have no idea how much cash
3.What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
icles. aha
4.Favorite Plant?
i dooo not knooww................
5.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
brittany
6.What is your main ring tone on your phone?
ocean breathes salty
7.What shirt are you wearing?
life is good horsey thing
8.Do you "label" yourself?
yes i label myself a homosapian..or a pirate.
9.Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
my feeetsies
10.Bright or Dark Room?
bright
11.What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
she's reading to me................about protection............condom protection............the condom came off but it wasn't his penis
12.Ever "spilled the beans"?
yeah one time i spilled a can of beans on the kitchen floor and swore at myself because i wanted them for dinner but then quickly got over it and tried to coax the dogs into eatting it and when that didnt work i cleaned it myself. So, yes i have spilled beans but not myself i havent spilled myself because i'm called beans sometimes so is that like calling me secrets? oh woah and so no i never spilled myself but i have spilled beans.
13.What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching thirteen or so that im told
14.What is the first two words of the last text message that you got say?
holy crap i dont know
its been a whilke so probably
beena u luza yyerah thats it
15.Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
i never get pop ups but when i used to they would all come attacking and violating my computer sccreen at once and i would shreik OH GOD THE POP UPS ARE RAPING MY PERSONAL DESKTOP DELL COMPUTER AND ITS FEELING TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY OH GOD MAKE THE PROFANITY STOP. but i would accidently click on a million of them and it would just perpetuate the viciou cycle until i had to restart the apparatus.
16.What's a saying that you say a lot?
i would say the woird THE and or I/ME because i say those a lot and uhm but yheah wha shoooooby
17.Who told you they loved you last?
the sims on the computer told each other they loved each other but i doint remnember i think it was my dad
18.Last furry thing you touched?
brittanys coochie LOL i keed i keeeed it was oscar
19.How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
a few
20.Favorite age you have been so far?
i4
21.Your worst enemy?
Chuck Norris.
22.What is your current desk top picture?
modest mouse
23.What was the last thing you said to someone?
"?hey brittany what was the last thing i said"
24.If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?
id take the million bucks, i dont really have any regrets
25.what car do you drive?
honda
26.Whats the coolest thing you did with your car?
uhm, clearly hot sex.
27.Whats your best feature?
the way i handle vicodin is a winner
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| paper thin walls |
[17 Aug 2005|12:43am] |
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-- UNIQUE --
1. Nervous Habits: i fidget, bite my nails or play with my nails, i ramble, etc.
2. Are you double jointed: no
3. Can you roll your tongue: yes :D
4. Can you raise one eyebrow: sort of..like a reject way
5. Can you blow spit bubbles: yeup, i'm just cool like that
6. Can you cross your eyes: I CANT! don't make fun of me brittany.
7. Tattoos: no
8. Piercings: tongue, lip, nose, & ears
9. Do you make your bed daily: oh god no.
-- CLOTHES --
10. Which shoe goes on first: uhm..i think my right
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone: yes i love throwing things @ people.
12. On the average, how much money do you carry: depends
13. What jewelry do you wear: tongue ring, nose stud, labret
14. Favorite piece of clothing: don't have one
-- FOOD --
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirrrrrl baby twiirrrlll
16. Have you ever eaten Spam: hha, long time ago
17. Favorite ice cream flavor: strawberry
18. How many cereals in your cabinet: Er, 4-6
19. What's your favorite beverage: Gatorade
20. What's your favorite restaurant: Don't have one
-- GROOMING --
22. How often do you brush your teeth: whenever i remember to :o
23. Hair drying method: well i used to blow dry it but now i'm trying to fix the damage that has done
24. Have you ever colored / highlighted your hair: who me? neva..
MANNERS --
25. Do you swear: yes
26. Do you ever spit: no
-- FAVORITE --
27. Animal(s): horse, dog, cat, whales
28. Food: PICKLES! :D
29. Month: Oct.
30. Day: uhm.
31. Cartoon: family guy / american dad
33. Subject in school: Envio. Bio
34. Color(s): green, red
35. Sport: horseback riding
36. TV show: oh a bunch
37. Thing to do in the spring:
39. Thing to do in the fall:
40. Thing to do in the winter:
-- IN AND AROUND --
41. In the CD player: modest mouse
42. Person you talk most on the phone with: oh god i don't even know
43. Window or aisle: WINDOW
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows?: no
45. What color is your bedroom: tan
-- LA LA LAND --
48. What's your sleeping position: whatevers comfy
49: Do you use a blanket: usually
50. Do you snore: i wouldnt know, but i dont think so
51. Do you sleepwalk: no
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: yeah cause i'm a child...
54. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio: no
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[14 Aug 2005|01:19pm] |
You chose blue-green eyes.
You are a very happy, hyper person. You love to
laugh a lot with your friends, and you are loud
in large crowds. Most of the time you're
smiling, but inside, you have a slight low self
esteem, and you try to cover it up with
cheerfullness. You try to live life to the
fullest. You also believe in all the
supernatural things. Like in faeries, ghosts,
aliens, etc...You like to keep your options
open. You can sometimes be a bit bossy too,
when people don't always like the same things
you like. It makes you defensive.
The Eye color personality test
brought to you by Quizilla
Your wise quote is: "Reality bites with a
variety of sizes of teeth"(-Tony Follari)
As a person, you think life is just plain
painful, horrible and everything else you don't
like. Happy people confuse you. Alot. I mean,
why are they so happy anyway? You are depressed
and perhaps utterly alone and live life rather
montone. You feel there is no reason to really
be here and feel helpless.
What wise quote fits you? [pics]
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[_] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[_] I've run away from home
[_] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[_] I open up to others easily
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[_] I watch the news
[_] I own over 5 rap CDs
[_] I own an ipod or mp3 player
[x] I own something from Hot Topic
[x] I love Disney movies.
[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[_] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I paid for that cell phone ringtone.
[_] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[_] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[_] I love Spam
[_] I cook well
[x] I would wear pajamas to school
[_] I own something from Abercrombie.
[x] I have a job
[_] I love Martha Stewart.
[_] I am in love with love.
[_] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am sometimes self conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[_] I smoke a pack a day.
[_] I loved Go Ask Alice.-havent read it yet
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[_] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.-subway
[x] I have many scars
[_] I've been out of this country
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room
[x] I am really ticklish.-somewhat
[x] I've seen a therapist.
[_] I love chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[_] I am comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games/video games when i'm bored.
[_] Gotten lost in your city.
[x] Seen a shooting star
[_] I had a serious surgery.
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas.
[x] I have kissed a stranger.-not a complete stranger
[_] Hugged a stranger
[_] Been in a fist fight
[_] Been arrested
[x] Laughed and had a beverage come out of your nose.
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[_] Made out in an elevator
[x] Swore at your parents.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts
[_] Been skydiving
[x] Broken a bone
[x] Played spin the bottle.
[_] Gotten stitches
[_] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[x] Bitten someone
[_] Been to Niagara Falls
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[_] Crashed into a friend's car .
[_] Been to Japan
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Shoplifted
[x] Been fired
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[_] Stole something from your job
[_] Got it on, on a blind date
[x] Lied to a friend
[x] Had a crush on a teacher
[_] Celebrated mardi gras in New Orleans
[_] Been to Europe
[_] Slept with a co-worker
[_] Saw someone dying.
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[_] Been to Canada
[x] Been on a plane
[_] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[_] Thrown up in a bar
[x] Eaten Sushi
[_] Been snowboarding
[_] Been Skiing
[x] Been ice skating
[x] Met someone in person from the internet
[_] Been to a moto cross show
[_] Gone to college/JC counts
[x] Taken painkillers
[x] Had someone cheat on you
[x] Cheated on someone else
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| Alone down there |
[10 Aug 2005|11:11pm] |
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I wanna live in a city with no friends or family
I'm gonna look out the window of my color T.V.
I wanna remember to remember to forget you forgot me
I'm gonna look out the window of my color T.V.
Through the cracks in the wall
Slow motion for all
Dripped out of the bars
Someone smart said nothin' at all
I'm watching T.V.
I guess that's a solution
They gave me a receipt that said, I didn't buy nothin'
So rust is a fire and our blood oxidizes
My eyes rolled around, all around on the carpet
Oh hit the deck, It's the decal man
Standin' upside down and talkin' out of his pants
I wanna live in a city with no friends or family
I'm gonna look out the window of my color T.V.
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